Dear Thumbless,

My second favorite joke told by a hand puppet has got to be when Fozzi says 'Drinks are on the house' and then everyone in the bar runs to the roof. My most favorite joke is in the TV show and not in the movie though. There's a journalist interviewing a jockey after a race and he's asking him if he'll wash his horse with shampoo to clean him up. The jockey says that no, he'll use real poo.

More soon,
Danish